Bride
The excited bride. Had a crush on the groom for 75% of their friendship. Is passionate about fixing your roads, pretty wrapping paper, and will try to pet almost every dog she sees.
Groom
The super cute groom. The first date he asked the bride on was to a family wedding. Watches an exorbitant amount of hockey, won't travel without his fan, and will probably ask you how much water you've drank today.
Mother of the Bride
The mother of the bride. You should ask her what Birdie Juice is. Will make every meal a fancy meal, is one of those people who is naturally good at things she tries for the first time, and is probably genetically responsible for the brides love of wine and cheese.
Mother of the Groom
The mother of the groom. Your friends will like her more than you. Is shockingly successful at March Madness brackets, will always notice a cute pair of shoes, and needs a minimum of three pillows to sleep.
Father of the Bride
The father of the bride. You should ask him about the time he got pantsed by a 5 year old. Is always down to watch Avatar, can fix anything you break, and will probably tell you we are having gecko head soup for dinner.
Father of the Groom
Father of the Groom. Knows more than you do. Can out bike you and your friends, will wear a long sleeve shirt in the middle of summer, and can eat chips and salsa for every meal.
Matron of Honor
The honorable matron. Favorite sister of the bride and retired D1 athlete. Loves making her cat Athena dance, will make sure everyone is fed, and would listen to Christmas music year round if it was socially acceptable.
Best Man
The best man. Favorite brother of the groom. Avid video game participant, received most of the height and academic genes, can and will outdrink you when it comes to coffee.
Bridesmatron
The bridesmatron. Best friend, coworker, and former roommate of the bride. Has an affinity for carbs, the great outdoors, and you can catch her on any dance floor.
Groomsman
The sassy groomsman. Ask him about the time be bailed his friend out of jail. Has a phobia of Band-Aids, throws extravagant birthday parties for his dog, and is a savant bowler.
Bridesmaid
The bridesmaid. Has seen the bride through her middle school years and still talks to her. She's working hard to mold the young minds of America, knows all the words to most of Weird Al's songs, and will find a way to fall down despite being extremely athletic.
Groomsman
The fake cousin groomsman. Met the groom in the first grade and decided it was too much work to make new friends. Can punt a football over any mountain, will have a steak and whiskey six out of the seven days of the week, and aspires to be the proud owner of a donkey.
Photographer
The photographer. You might catch him reprimanding the bride for sticking her tongue out in pictures. Can talk to you for hours about the bible he just bought, takes deep dives into any new hobby, and will eat all things spicy, sometimes to his detriment.
Groomsman
The dad groomsman. You can catch him pushing around a souped-up stroller transporting not one but two little cuties. Claims every restaurant he goes to is the best in Austin, applies a liberal amount of Chapstick, and will binge watch any foreign murder mystery.
Flower Girl
The spunky flower girl. The phrase "age is but a number" was based on her. Will introduce herself to you as grandma, knows more about sports than you do, and will always tell you exactly how she is feeling.