Prepare for a lifetime of laughter and shenanigans.

Justin's perspective: {So there I was, and this girl said she was 6'2" with a fat p***y. I said "I wanna see". So, she rolled up to my work out of her hobbit hole, and from that moment I knew... it was gonna be this funny bitch. We talked about her pets, I had came over for movie night at her place. I WAS A GENTLEMAN. She was not *insert laughter*.} Malia's Perspective: {I like to test sense of humor when it comes to anyone in my life. I told this handsome ginger bearded man who I just happened to match with on tinder that I was in fact 6'2" with a fat p***y. Tried to convince him so much. We talked for a few days and I decided to meet up with him while he was working. We chatted and laughed. It felt so natural. We had a movie night at my place soon after for our first date night. He was so kind, funny, and genuinely a gentleman. So different from anyone else I had met. and well, for those of you who know me, I don't sugar coat things. I was not a gentleman that evening ;) .} Sometimes it works ♥️