Best Man
I met Cameron in high school. He sat behind me in algebra, and trolled me so much I asked to be moved. We bonded the following year in algebra 2, when we were trolled by the girls who sat in front of us, and had to join forces or be forever destroyed.
Maid of Honor
Mary is one of my oldest and most trusted friends. She would be my first call to bury a dead body, even before Phil.
Groomsman
I have known Zach since I was a child. My first memory of him was that he had suffered a serious accident, and his wounds were taking attention away from me at one of Luke's birthday parties. If he shows up injured to the wedding, please ignore him.
Maid of Honor
Ally and I met at a bar and spent many nights drunk together, becoming co-dependent with each other in Corpus Christi. Now we have separation anxiety instead.
Groomsman
Pete and I became like brothers while we were in college. To immortalize the beauty of our shared experience, we agreed to get matching tattoos. I have mine...
Bridesmaid
Becca is the only person who didn't talk over me in high school. She is my "old lady" friend, but would ACTUALLY get a matching tattoo with me if I asked...I've asked.
Groomsman
Luke and I were born on the same day, in the same hospital, so we're basically twins. Kind of like Maika and Jeri.
Bridesmaid
I have known Jeri my whole life, including nine months gestating in the womb. Meaning I've known her longer than Phil has known Luke...
Groomsman
I met Justin through a work colleague when I was a door to door window salesman. We became fast friends living together in college, although I was envious of his cushy, lavish lifestyle. Eventually I plucked up the courage to ask how I, too, could wake up at 3 am and not go to sleep until nearly midnight, which is how I ended up in the Marines.