Maid of Honor
Who knew that the little kid who couldn't say her "R's", accused me of stealing from her piggy bank, and was a neurotic, slick-ponytailed freak would become my favorite person?
Best Man
Michael is me, but taller and with more hair. Plus, my mom said he had to be my best man.
Officiant
We’re short a couple of dads, but Gary is a pretty incredible stand-in. Plus, he likes to talk about Game of Thrones with us, ad nauseam.