Picture it...Bumble, 2019. I swiped right on a handsome brown guy with killer dimples. He swiped right on a unicorn pretending to be a real girl. He hit me with the razzle dazzle. Resistance was futile.
It started with a baptism and ended with both of us kneeling on a wet tarp in front of 150 people. There was some flying involved. I'm pretty sure he asked, but I definitely said yes.