FAQs

Question

What is love?

Answer

A cold sandwich sliced diagonally.

Question

What time is the wedding?

Answer

5pm, May 21st.

Question

No, really, what is love?

Answer

A good book and a soft chair.

Question

Where is the wedding?

Answer

Morton Arboretum in Illinois.

Question

Are you avoiding the "love" question?

Answer

Your mom.

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Can I go to Morton Arboretum early?

Answer

Yes! The arboretum is free for all our guests on the day of the wedding! Just say your with the Smith Mantegna wedding!

Question

Okay, I don't think you know what is love.

Answer

Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.