Wedding Party
Rebecca Dolan
Maid of Honor
Sushi enthusiast. Expert ghost hunter. Once ordered a giant palette of chocolate milk with taxpayer dollars.
Ethan Trace
Best Man
Voice impression virtuoso. Once missed a bus and shared a bird scooter with the groom to a Los Angeles Target.
Emily Dolan
Bridesmaid
Master juggler. Can beat you in silent slam poetry. Her legs come up to here.
Sean Dolan
Groomsman
Stage name 'Pappy Gus'. Aspiring horticulturist. Once was referred to by Shaquille O'Neil as his "Irish brother".
Molly Kotocavage
Bridesmaid
Sagittarius. Great with grandmas. Mother to Poseidon the mud fish, may he rest in peace.
AJ Touat
Groomsman
"Fine dining, and breathing." Once participated in a shirtless wrestling match with a 24-year-old Russian man.
Sadie
Flower dog
Future agility trial competitor. Could do your taxes. Once dismantled a glow-in-the-dark bouncy ball and unscrewed the lightbulb.
Sammie
Ring Quality Assurance Expert
Bap-bapped the rings down the aisle in beta testing. Gave stamp of appurrval.