Maid of Honor
Will get obliterated and then claim she ate gluten
Best Man
When he's not drinking and gambling, he's gambling and drinking
Bridesmaid
Will become friends with the DJ so he plays One Direction songs
Groomsman
Always has a bet that's a "lock" but it never hits
Bridesmaid
Will make you watch her cat on her pet camera
Groomsman
Sketchy lawyer that cheats in board games, especially spoons
Bridesmaid
Used to be able to hang but now has a kid
Groomsman
Thinks he can hang but blacks out after 3 beers; bad at video games
Bridesmaid
Never could hang and now has two kids
Groomsman
Only part of the bridal party so there would be no family drama; really bad at video games
Bridesmaid
Will send you a five minute voice memo of her saying the same thing three times
Groomsman
You will see him at the ceremony and then he will vanish for the rest of the night, will we ever see him again?
Bridesmaid
Will claim she’s allergic to something but she just doesn’t like it
Groomsman
Only in the bridal party to make the sides even