Bridesmaid
Eldest sister. Has a beautiful daughter Myra. Likes to run marathons and drink red wine. Catch her singing country songs on the karaoke machine.
Groomsman
Most non-confrontational guy this side of the Mississippi. The sole inventor of the McDonald's Spicy Chicken McNugget™. Jeff Gordon fangirl. Party at Steve's? He's still not invited.
Bridesmaid
Middle sister. Favorite currency = eye$hadow. Watch out when she hears Disney music.
Groomsman
Friends since Kindergarten. My one and only pounds all around partner. Yes, he is tall. No, he is not good at basketball. Ask him about his cats.
Bridesmaid
Youngest sister. Hungry? Ask for backpack salami. Likes excel and planning travel itineraries.
Groomsman
Stoic, soft-spoken, sexy. Designing, cooking, losing at Super Smash Bros Melee - he can do it all. He's my first favorite civil engineer. Another one of the pounds all around OG's.
Bridesmaid
College friend. Partner in Crime. Known for her hype and ability to not blend in. P.S. if you need something heavy lifted, here's her number.
Groomsman
How much he loves you is directly correlated with how much he makes fun of you. Despite his magnificent 3 and D, making him drive left in basketball renders him useless. Also part of pounds all around.
Bridesmaid
College Friend. The hostess with the most-ess. Drink connoisseur and unapologetic Michigan fan!
Groomsman
Eldest brother of the Young six-pack. Likes tight pants and groovy tunes. Ironman 70.3 finisher x3. Maybe you'll run into him on an airplane. Never to trust in Secret Hitler.
Bridesmaid
Oldest sister. Enjoys a good Kavin joke. Can name more book titles faster than you can list the alphabet.
Groomsman
Youngest brother of the Young clan. Certified track star. State champion in hockey. Captain of all boats. Brother to two doodles.
Groomsman
Most likely to say "Are you sure?," when asked to be a groomsman. Father of the smartest, most beautiful girl in the whole wide world.