Maid of Honor
27-time award winner of Sister of The Year. 6th grade chorus concert soloist. Once won three ribbons in a pie-baking contest. Fluent in Spanish but don't ask her to translate a menu for you. Has been known to take up to two hours to finish a single bag of M&Ms. Loves: burnt pretzels, imperial stouts, cordless vacuum cleaners, Oxford commas. Fears: driving, Kindles, ketchup, being asked to pick the next song (don't get any ideas).
Best Man
Lifelong best friend of the groom; but let's discuss what really matters. Two-time Wood brother push-up contest champion. Was once voted "best calves" by his former female co-workers. Has climbed all of Georgia's 4,000 ft mountains. Makes a mean old-fashioned. Don't like bourbon? Too bad, he'll make you one anyway. Loves: fluffy cats, tamarack trees, pizza, and gin from a water bottle on an alpine peak. Fears: the Cha-Cha Slide, karaoke, and slow walkers.
Officiant
Uncle extraordinaire and all-around life enthusiast. Cooks a great can of beans over a campfire. Guaranteed to interrupt you in any situation to pet your dog. Can convince just about anyone to go on an adventure. Don't have hiking boots? No problem, we'll take the horses. Scared of horses? Get in the jeep. Likes: dropping out of cell service, guitar picking, fine red wine, and watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with family after Thanksgiving dinner. Fears: concrete jungles, going to the doctor, and grilling a steak in front of Gary.