Maid of Honor
Maddie and I have been best friends since I moved to Newburgh ten years ago! And if you saw us in middle school, you know we’ve come a long way. I’m so honored to get to be by her side as she gets to marry the man of her dreams, @seductiveserver.
Best Man
Jeremy and I met freshman year in Chem-E-Car. At first, I thought of Jeremy as some guy who I was competing with for captain and who grumbled about taxes and having to save money so he could marry some girl in Indiana. Several semesters, trips and drinks later, I find myself realizing how wrong that first impression was. I am honored to stand next to Jeremy as he marries the woman he loves (even if she is gluten-free, which I keep telling him is a red flag).
Bridesmaid
I am Maddie's middle sister. I am looking forward to Maddie walking down the aisle.... so people stop looking at me.
Groomsman
I first met Jeremy freshman year and went running with him; I immediately hated him. The following year we lived together and had a son - RIP Taquito.
Bridesmaid
I’m Maddie’s youngest sister! Her life was dull until 2002, and then I came into the world and made everything more exciting. Along with being a built in best friend, Maddie has provided me with 24/7 physics help (thanks Jerm).
Groomsman
I’m Jeremy’s younger brother, and have had the privilege of being in his presence for the past 19 years of my life. One day he met a girl named Maddie who helped me get a job so I guess that is fair repayment for all the short jokes he made growing up.
Bridesmaid
I’ve been friends with Maddie since we were awkward 4th graders in a Disney princess phase (although I’m not sure that ever ended, did it “Rapunzel”?). I am so honored and excited to stand with Maddie on her special day and celebrate the love she shares with Jeremy!
Groomsman
I’ve been Jeremy’s friend since elementary school. Meaning I got to see every awkward stage he went through until he met Maddie. If we are all lucky she will finally get to witness Jeremy’s middle school dance moves during the reception.
Bridesmaid
Maddie has been a dear friend of mine since 6th grade. From listening to you and Jeremy bicker in AP chemistry to watching you flirt on the track - I have had the honor of witnessing your love grow as true high school sweethearts. I can't wait to be part of your special day!
Groomsman
When I first met Jeremy, it was completely by chance when I joined an extracurricular club he captained. Back then, I found his intelligence intimidating. But now that we’re roommates, I still find his intelligence intimidating and he yells at me for not doing the dishes. At least he brings Maddie around every once in a while.
Bridesmaid
I am Maddie’s cousin! I am so excited for Maddie and Jeremy’s big day!!
Groomsman
In the years I’ve known Jeremy and Maddie, I’ve witnessed a plethora of embarrassing moments. I’ve also seen them being kind, thoughtful, funny, and intelligent, and I love them both dearly. However, it’s the embarrassing moments that make for good blackmail, and that’s how I made it into this wedding party.