The Future Crawfords
Wedding Party
Fletcher Crawford
Groom
"I used to think I was called to singleness and then I was like 'Wow, I really like women'"
Madison (ALMOST) Crawford
Bride
"You can't have children without babies"
Chris Crawford
Father of the Groom
"That cat was a psychopath"
Shane Murray
Father of the Bride
"Go Suck a Duck"
Cameron Crawford
Mother of the Groom
"You are evil and need to be destroyed"
Robin Murray
Mother of the Bride
"Shane, just grab her toes"
Griffin Crawford
Best Man
"I don't smell like anything"
Emma Mleczko
Maid of Honor
"Oh that butter, perfection"
James Lees
Groomsman
"Maddie you can't let your boyfriend call you stinky and then put your feet in the chicken"
Megan Yarbrough
Matron of Honor
"One of these days I'm gonna bring home liquid peanut butter and tell you it's a mango smoothie"
Alex Ritchie
Groomsman
Fletcher my dear brother Fletcher I can only sum up the ways I feel about Fletcher in the way that you're so familiar to me and there's poetry so shall we begin? Shall I compare thee to a summer's day thus more lovellllly and more temperate rough winds to shake daring birds of May.
Paige Murray
Bridesmaid
"I could never date a girl, they are way too disgusting"
Sam Kaneta
Groomsman
"Don't worry, I'll pretend to be all your boyfriends so nobody hits on you"
Piper Crawford
Bridesmaid
"All I can think about is the way his armpit hair felt between my toes"
Tyler DeGroot
Groomsman
"Do I look like I have the body of a dancer?"
Sarah Weiskopf
Bridesmaid
"That's okay, I would rather be in your spit than anyone else"
Andrew Kaneta
MC
"Mama made em smackinnnn"
Bella Salgado
Bridesmaid
"Fletcher, I decided Maddie and I are going on your honeymoon to Disneyland"
Titus Garcia
Ring Bearer
"You have a retriever on your buttcheek"
Maddie Van Wig
Bridesmaid
"Theatre kids and orchestra kids, thats basically incest"
Caleb Gaspers
Ring Bearer
"Aww man I forgot to take the ham out of the freezer"
Grace Schweizer
Personal Attendant
Maddie: "Fletch and I broke up this week" Grace: " Well I'm not worried, you guys are meant to be together, there's always a part in the movie where the couple breaks up but they always come back together and then get married"
Chloe Shepherd
Wedding Coordinator
"Imma whip these boys into shape"
Abi Kaneta
Jr. Attendant
"Wow Sunday was love your feet day"
MacCallum Klatt
Flower Girl
"Dying of old age is so boring, I want a more fun death"
Hannah Gaspers
Jr. Attendant
"He looks and smells like your dad"