Matron of Honor
Madelyn's go-to lawyer, sister and favorite person to escape the woes of the holidays via the grocery store parking lot with. Can also touch her tongue to her elbow like Madelyn. Probably a member of Mensa and has more hobbies than she can count on both hands. And no, they don't look anything alike.
Best Man
Kevin has bestowed the honor of Best Manhood to his friend Andrew, who he lived with both in San Luis Obispo and Florence, Italy during his year abroad. They enjoy sharing their unwarranted correct opinions with people on things like architecture, basketball, Kanye album rankings, and food.
Bridesman
Madelyn's favorite (and only) brother who almost had to share a birthday with her, but instead shares all the qualities of the best astrological sign, Pisces. Let Madelyn watch Chuckie at the age of 5 thus solidifying her hatred of dolls and love for scary movies. Honestly, he's everyone else's favorite too.
Groomswoman
Kevin's eldest sister and tree guru, Megan, without whom he never would have gotten into Weezer in 5th grade (The Blue Album is still good). Kevin credits his early interest in music to Megan, who he was always copying, even the ska phase (though his didn't last quite as long).
Bridesmaid
Madelyn's sister from another mister. A rare meet-cute at a work event led to a friendship steeped in slav squats, Bill Murray shrines and mustard. If it sounds weird then, davai. Frequently gets mistaken as Janice's third daughter and master of margaritas. May or may not show up to the wedding in a didas tracksuit...
Groomswoman
Kevin's other older sister, a former teacher and future mom, one could say Tara is the most normal of the Morgan siblings. Though she may have spent much of her childhood goading Kevin into physical altercations, she only succeeded once.
Bridesmaid
Madelyn's best friend since 5th grade and as she likes to say, "the reason why you and Kevin are together". The Ike to her Mike, they've built whole lego empires together in the garage and played one too many videogames. Yes, they are a bit nerdy and no they haven't grown up one bit.
Groomsman
Another of Kevin's college roommates, Max is a true globetrotting bon vivant. Does he live in Paris, Barcelona, Buenos Aires, or Lake Minnetonka? Who's to say? Master of sleeping anywhere and on any surface for impressive amounts of time, expert overalls-wearer, gourmet baker... the list goes on and on.
Bridesmaid
Madelyn's closest confidant in Los Angeles who always has the best wine. Practically roommates, a week without seeing each other is few and far between. Mom to Nellie's BFF Remi and trivia night master. Always giving major hair envy. Do not play games with her. (she will win!)
Groomsman
Kevin's other Max college roommate, this Max (fka Maxx) is a man of many pressed white shirts, shorts, and mysteries. He doesn't believe in an internet presence, so here's a picture of his dog. The mystery of Max continues...
Bridesmaid
Madelyn's high school BFF, most genuine friend and an all-around great person. The Carol to her Marge, who are their Midwest alter egos that might make an appearance. The only person she'd get on an innertube in Lake Grapevine for and recite the entire Bridesmaids movie with. A true Belieber.
Groomsman
Alex was Kevin’s freshman year roommate at Cal Poly but now moonlights as his pro bono surfing shaman. While it took until they both moved to LA to actually start hanging out, you can now find them catching tubes (Alex) and ankle slappers (Kevin) at El Porto, experimenting with Negroni recipes, and letting their dogs fight to exhaustion.