Matron of Honor
Our Type A girly. Definitely more stressed than the bride. Probably biting her nails in the corner somewhere.
Bridesmaid
Chronic RBF. But won't physically harm you. (probably)
Bridesmaid
Can save your ass but certainly will not kiss it.
Bridesmaid
Will take a shot with you. Will also not let me lift a finger the whole night. Sweet angel.
Bridesmaid
She may be chronically anxious but trust me... she's happy to be here!
Best Man
Refers to his facial hair as his "armpit with teeth".
Groomsman
Makes t-shirts look like turtle necks.
Groomsman
Smooches his dog more than his wife.
Groomsman
"i NeEd A cHaSeR!"
Groomsman
There's plenty of fish in the sea but he will definitely pick the one who temporarily kidnaps him.