Groom
He is great at telling facts, just not ones about himself.
Bride
Likes her coffee the same as she is... pale and bitter
Best Man
His butt cheeks don't touch.
Best Woman
She is Bob the Builder.. except her name's not Bob.
Groomsman
He might be wrong, but he doubts it.
Bridesmaid
She can squat you.
Bridesmaid
She's the kindest person you will ever meet however, if you cross her, she will CUT YOU... in the name of Jesus.
Special Guests
Clover: Steals socks from the laundry basket. Peach: Steals socks from Clover.