FAQs

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How did Gary and Lydia meet?

Answer

At a dance! (Thanks Carissa)

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What was their first date?

Answer

Sushi, much to Gary's chagrin and Lydia's amusement.

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Is there a dress code for the wedding?

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Top hats and fake mustaches are strongly encouraged, but not required. - Gary Whatever you feel prettiest (or handsomest) in. - Lydia

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Does Lydia approve of the bow ties?

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Yes, she does. Thankfully. Mostly. She is encouraging of other styles. He is.... mildly receptive.

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If Gary and Lydia were drinks, what would they be?

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Gary would clearly be chocolate milk in a martini glass, and Lydia would be a cozy mug of hot cocoa.

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How do they feel about frogs?

Answer

Gary likes frogs! There's this one frog that has translucent skin so you can see its internal organs, and he thinks that's pretty neat. Lydia is indifferent to frogs, and doesn't want them in her house. Gary doesn't particularly want them in his house either, so this works out well.

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Why does a duck have feathers?

Answer

To cover its butt quack.

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Why are these questions so bizarre?

Answer

Its more fun this way.