Wedding Party
Stacy
Maid of Honor
Best friends for over 12 years Strengths: Always brings the vibes, always. Was born to throw back white claws, & a very talented social media detective. Weaknesses: Can't stay up past 9pm. Can't make it to work on time if her life depended on it & a mildly terrifying driver. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: dental hygiene, human resources, or how many weddings she's been in.
Alex
Best Man
Friends for over 11 years Strengths: His laugh, farming, talking in general. Weaknesses: Ending conversations. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: farming, his latest illness, anything... just know, you're going to be there awhile.
Molly
Jr. Maid of Honor
Daughter of the Bride Strengths: Arts & crafts, caring for animals, & making up her own jokes. Weaknesses: Keeping her room clean. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: her stint being a vegetarian, her favorite school subject, or her love of basketball.
Brody
Jr. Best Man
Son of the Bride Strengths: Always willing to help, great at cuddles, & always wants to buy his mom flowers. Weaknesses: Snacks, tendency to deviate from instructions, and... snacks. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: snacks, any sorts of snack... trucks, RC cars, cows, or buying motorcycles.
Hailey
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride Strengths: Remembers every specific detail in a story you tell her. Can recite almost every line from the movie 'The Grinch' & has flawless hair. Weaknesses: Takes 3-5 business days to answer a text. Didn't know the name of the cross-street she lived off of for nearly 12 years. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: esthetics, candy, and which flavors of White Claw are the worst.
Brandon
Groomsman
Friends for over 11 years Strengths: Dedicated dog dad & family man. Playing pool & darts. Weaknesses: Also playing pool & darts... & tequila. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: How many times we've lost our snap streak, & "that little guy."
Sarah
Bridesmaid
Friends for over 10 years Strengths: Super talented baker, even better at folding tissue paper and throwing elbows while Black Friday shopping. Weaknesses: Getting kicked out of Hot Springs, putting pineapple on pizza. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: baking cakes, Lenny Pepperbottom, pineapple on pizza, or kids. (She has a ton)
Michael
Groomsman
Friends for over 20 years Strengths: Can always make you laugh, & his willingness to do anything. Weaknesses: His willingness to do anything... and occasionally jumping on the wrong train. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: our NYE trip to New York, forging rivers in Dodge Neons, or train rides.
Ky'Anna
Bridesmaid
Younger sister of the Bride Strengths: Super talented cosmetologist. Can likely down a shot better than the bride, & most likely to square up with a grown man. Weaknesses: Most likely to square up with a grown man. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: hair/makeup, tarot, her dogs & cats, or where she grew up.
Chad
Groomsman
Older brother of the Bride Strengths: Riding dirt bikes, fixing anything with a motor, and his killer dance moves. Weaknesses: Arriving anywhere on time, he's probably just hopping in the shower. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: his arsenal of fireworks, his "famous" baked beans recipe, or National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Katelyn
Bridesmaid
Friends for over 8 years Strengths: Can come up with any slogan or catch-phrase, all things design & marketing related. Best dog mom in the whole world. Weaknesses: Occasionally brings food into her tent in bear-infested areas, also guaranteed to never make it to work on time. If you run into her at the wedding, conversation topics could include: dogs... or nothing. Probably don't approach her, unless she approaches you. Not big on the talk-y talk.
Nathan
Groomsman
Friends for over 4 years Strengths: Finding a solution to any problem. Weaknesses: Sometimes, those solutions are not quite lawful... & blonde hair, blue eyes. If you run into him at the wedding, conversation topics could include: bad drivers, Taco Bell, or his flavor of the week.