Once upon a time there was a queen, the Dairy Queen. She had spent many a year detesting the idea of physical betterment through laborious activity. But the time came when she felt it was necessary. She traveled to a far off planet, a planet of fitness. The queen became accustomed to this new land, and continued her visits regularly. A few years had passed when her most fateful day arrived. It was a sunny day, abnormally warm for a winter's day. Upon her arrival, she found her eyesight to be hindered. But in the distance, she saw him. A tall man, adorned in yellow, waving to her as if they were familiar. The queen looked at him bewildered. Did she know him? Had she rudely forgotten him? Was her disturbed vision impairing her judgement? His greeting from afar insisted this were true, no matter how foreign his face seemed to her. She approached the man and his attendants to seek entrance to the planet. Now at a closer distance, she was sure the two had never met. Her confusion must have been apparent to the young woman before her, for she asked the man, "Do you know her Royal Highness?" to which he replied with a grin on his face, "Nay, I just sought to be cordial!" The queen sighed a great relief, for she had not gone mad! She playfully scolded the man for baffling her so. From there, she went on her way. On her next visit, she felt it necessary to greet the man in yellow again, for he was there to assist the plebeians and patricians alike. He helped to plan a strategy of attack on her new goals. The two worked very closely for months on end, until the man decided to join the Queen and her court at an evening of merriment. The two had become companions. The man insisted on wooing the Queen, with the finest meal in her kingdom, refreshments to follow, and a jaunt in the enchanted wood. Nearly three years later, in the very wood, the man bent to one knee and asked for her majesty's hand in marriage. Now, here we are today, and we hope you can join in their merriment!