Mikayla & Luke
Wedding Party Roast
Jenna Burnett
Maid of Honor
What's worse than a horse girl? A horse girl who is also an aspiring influencer. Meet Jenna. A chronic 4th place ribboner who has more animals than friends. Seriously, we aren't kidding. If you don't believe us, make sure to stop by the Petting Zoo aka Jenna's house in Draper. Sure, she may be pretty, funny, and Mikayla's only friend, but keep an eye on this one, she is going to find a way to make this wedding about her.
David Moussalli
Best Man
Ahh David: Luke's best buddy, best man, and younger brother - so you know, he's an absolute psychopath. He was smart enough to get a degree in Computer Engineering, but prefers to work as an arborist with the trees he loves so much. You might have even noticed him in the picture eating bark - that's David, a man of the bush. Just ask the crowmies from Luke's Bachelor party.
Dana Moussalli
Bridesmaid
Unsolicited medical advice? Dana's your girl. A highly accomplished NP working in neuro-oncology. Don't let the fancy title fool you. Dana was previously known for stealthily slipping out of handcuffs and attempting to kick of police car windows at the mere age of 15. I'd trust her with my life, except for when she is behind the wheel.
Chad Miller
Groomsman
Luke and Chad locked toes in 8th grade and things have never really quite been the same. He is Luke's best friend, an absolute menace, and practically adopted into the Moussalli family, so you know he's a problem. He even had his own list of chores he was tasked with, but made a habit of sleeping through the productive hours of the day. Speaking of sleep, the guy snores - LOUD. He has a notorious reputation for sawing logs and waking up various members of the Moussalli household. Just ask Luke's Dad. If you're staying in a cabin with Chad, consider taking an Ambien - you're gonna need it.
Krissy Moussalli
Bridesmaid
Krissy was a homeward bound wanderlust child before it was even trending. She's dedicated her life to making lavender syrup for her pour over coffee and ginger turmeric health shots hoping to hide the fact that she's approaching 40. If something goes missing, you can bet it's Krissy, but she'll have you convinced you gave it to her. She's more sincere, caring, and genuine than anyone we know, but she's a unapologetic thief and a caffeine freak.
Ian Vanderhill
Groomsman
Ian, one of Luke's closest friends (sisters) and founder of 2 suits, is a high functioning artist who lives in Portland, OR. This 6'3" Portland city mouse is still mourning over the death of his cat Mia, who died 5 years ago (RIP). Keep an eye on this guy but mainly on his car - it has a way of getting stolen. Probably your keys too. When his car isn't getting broken into, he's breaking into yours. Just ask the little old lady who lives down the street.
Ellie Moussalli
Bridesmaid
Ellie was a certified television junky growing up, so it's no wonder she found her way in media. You might recognize Ellie from her extra work on HBO series like Euphoria and Westworld or maybe her production partnership with Dog the Bounty Hunter. Funny, for being an accomplished photo/videographer, we still can't seem to find her portfolio. But, knowing Ellie, she's probably hoarding it somewhere, just like that pink briefcase of household snacks she kept under her bed. Ellie survived having Luke as a bully of an older brother. Her trauma lives on, but she made it out -a loving soul, who's always laughing and dedicated to the bit.
Justin Verdone
Groomsman
Meet Jay. Better known as corncob. He grew up living a cushy lifestyle on his own private island (Long Island, NY), drinking scotch and smoking cigars with the Czar (his dad) and being served hors d'oeuvres by Joan (his mom). Jay likes to go fast, too fast. Especially on closing day at Brighton. Jay’s a survivor, please pay tribute.
Jimmy Farnan
Groomsman
Next up we have our friend Jim Farnan. Another east coast degenerate and victim of tragedy, just like Jay. He's a classified 3rd degree burn victim who stumbled into a campfire after a twisted tea rebirth. Slap the twea bag one too many times and you'll end up with a social worker checking in on you monthly, just like Jim. Slim Jim's a man dedicated to health and fitness, he's counting calories, but don't count on him. They don't call him Flake Farnan for nothing.
Bobby Vanhouten
Honorable Mention
Has anyone seen Bob? He's so elusive we aren't even sure if he'll show up to the wedding. But who can blame the guy, he's had like 10 concussions. If he does pull up, you can guarantee it won't be in the Mustang. No matter how many hours he spends belly up under that thing, it will never run.
Keith Skyta
Honorable Mention
Keith Skyta, a hard-working man of passion. Which is kind of ironic considering he is the laziest guy we know. If you're walking to the fridge, it's almost guaranteed he'll be asking you for a beer. He's even trained his bladder, there's no chance this guy's getting off the couch.
Bryan Watson
Honorable Mention
Oh Bryan. What a guy! A man of disciple and routine, who somehow just learned how to check his blind spot last year. He's extremely talented on a snowboard and skateboard, but let's be honest, no one cares. Feeling tight? He's got a stretch for that. Limber little fellow, but not "little" for long. The Mike Tyson push up routine and bulking season has this guy looking JUICED.