Maid of Honor
Best friend, college roommate, and Jersey Shore binge-watching companion of the Bride
Best Man
Favorite first-born son of Groom and avid advocate for legitimization of bowling as a “real” sport
Bridesmaid
Best friend of Bride and hates beer
Groomsman
Brother of Groom and expert in American version of Irish Brogue
Bridesmaid
Favorite Daughter of Groom and local belching champion
Groomsman
Favorite middle-kid of Groom and sugar addict
Master of Ceremonies
Friend of the Bride and Groom, lover of BLT’s, and world renown adult beverage mixologist