Bride
I mean we all know me right? Why else would you be here?? You all love me that's why! Crazy, nerd, outgoing, loving. No wonder Brandon is marrying me.
Groom
Only man willing to put up with Ashley's shit the rest of his life! What a guy!
Maid of Honor
Ashley's crazy little sister. But we all love her! She is the best person I could ask for to be my Maid of Honor.
Bridesmaid
Ashley's best friend. Only other person crazy enough to deal with me for this long besides Brandon. So duh she's my bridesmaid!
Bridesmaid
Brandon's cousin. We love bullying her as much as we love her! Had to be by my side while I marry her cousin.
Best Man
Brandon's lifelong friend. No need to say much more because this is the greatest accomplishment of his life.
Groomsman
Brandon's other lifelong friend. Ask him about his Kitty fight club!
Groomsman
Ashley's baby brother (even though he's a head taller than me!)
Mother of the Bride
I'm her twin, I know. Couldn't ask for a better momma!
Father of the Bride
The one and only Daddio. Best, goofiest dad I could've asked for.
Father of the Groom
Darren is father of the groom but also has the honor of marrying us!