The Matron Of Honor
Partner in Crime Bad a** mama The only other person that knows dolphin language.
The Best Man
Avid Coors Drinker Professional Kanye impersonator "Off the record? I have never seen Matt and Batman in the same room....just saying" - The Groom
The Council
The brains behind the operation "Don't let Ashley fool you, she will kick your a** in court or on the streets"-The Bride
The Fixer
Knows what's wrong with your vehicle Knows the TikTok dances better than your little sibling "Mitch? Yea he's a Wild Card" - The Groom
The Emotional Support
The Chicken wrangler Queen of sarcasm Makes the best peanut butter balls I've ever had
The Woodsman
Good with his hands Probably listening to ICP right now "I know he looks Amish, but trust me this guy knows how to Rumspringa!"- The Groom
The Designer
Ask her about her trapper keeper collection. Will karate chop your throat when you least expect it
The European
World-renowned Fencer Handsome German Bachelor "Marc? That's my brother from another Motherland!" - The Groom