Within an era where we humans feel more disconnected, isolated, and alone than ever, through the chaotic rambling of internet noise and turmoil, the void and ramparts of cyberspace, two good-natured spirits can find each other. Like a spark of light in a pitch-black cavern, we met. She, with her gentle poses, witty captions, and photo of her friend's cat, and he, with his shining red hair, charming disposition, and photo of his friend's cat, came together in the least romantic of places (New Haven, CT), and yet found love. As part of his standardized dating system, he invited her to Box63, a place known for good drinks and truffle fries. They spoke for 5 hours: a special sign of compatibility for her, a regular evening discussion for him. Immediately mesmerized by his red hair and blue eyes (making up only 0.17% of human color combinations), she couldn't let him go. Eager to have an actual female reciprocate his advances, he felt the same. ...