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FAQs

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Should I come to your wedding?

Answer

No. Do not show up to our actual wedding. We are getting married somewhere in a forest and it’s just going to be us. If you’re asking if you should turn up on a random night in September for our Elopement Reception, then yes. You really should. It’s gonna be fun.

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Should I travel from far away to come to your reception?

Answer

We love all the people we invited to our wedding. We also aren’t making this a big deal. We care more about you than about you showing up so please don’t wear yourself out trying to make it here.

Question

I think you’re going to hell. Do I need to get you to turn or burn?

Answer

Keep those thoughts to yourself. We worked through this already for ourselves so nothing you have to share with us will change us.

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Why did you elope?

Answer

We loved the idea of getting married in one of our favorite places in the world, Olympic National Park. Planning a wedding is stressful and expensive, so we didn’t want to ruin our special day by making things happen for everyone else, so we prioritized our happiness and chose to elope. It was perfect.

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If I disagree with your marriage should I protest and stay home?

Answer

You’re the only one being punished by that choice. If you wanna have a good time and eat some chips and queso, we want to see you. If you’re having an ethical or moral crisis over this, stay home. We’ll be fine.

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How do you know you’re gay?

Answer

Look people. We’ve been asked this too many times. Stop asking.

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Do we still get to have grandkids?

Answer

I know you’re wondering this Kim. Trust us that we know what we’re doing.