Best Man
my longest standing friend! was an up and coming elementary school weatherman. has a hot take on every single movie, especially those he hasn’t viewed.
Maid of Honor
Unofficial twin. Never met a dog she didn't try to take home with her. Cries for the entire 2 hours and 15 minutes of Little Women (2019 version, of course).
Groomsman
enjoys an odd fondness for macaroni. broke into a german home as a youth. ask him about his jumper.
Bridesmaid
Can do a pull up, and will bring it up in conversation (understandably so). Exclusively listens to Elevation Worship. Soon to be world's best teacher.
Groomsman
Set his jeep on fire and kept driving it. Rubber ducky ownership numbers are honestly concerning. Currently training for an Ironman.
Bridesmaid
Suspiciously good at everything she does, including creating the world’s most perfect baby. Popcorn ceilings fear her.
Groomsman
Belted “supportive” showtunes while biking through a Scottish deluge together. Probably still plays Wii Resort. exclusively answers the phone with “what’s up big dog”.
Bridesmaid
Trauma bonded during a sunrise hike freshman year. Will jam to a Taylor Swift throwback. World's kindest nurse (I will hear no other arguments on this).
Groomsman
hurtles himself up any climbable surface. eats an alarming amount of PLAIN greek yogurt. owes me upwards of 3 million dollars now for continually not practicing the guitar daily.
Bridesmaid
Freckles for days. Foundation for our friendship is primarily mexican food. Routinely appears in her church's Christmas production as "dancing elf".
Groomsman
Had two weddings when he married my sister because he's a icon. Will do anything to maintain a Duolingo streak. Has a deep fondness for a great password.
Bridesmaid
80-year-old heart in a 24-year-old body. Tea aficionado, will say yes to a stroll if asked. Passionate about swamps.
Groomsman
referred to me as “Vincenzo” for 2 years before we actually met. routinely drives from virginia to minnesota without stopping. spontaneously flew to Romania.
Bridesmaid
Alaskan, once fed me country-fried moose. Floated down a river together in inflatable tubes during a torrential downpour.
Groomsman
Romanian. Has a cat named Caesar. Made me de-grout his bathroom for 16 hours.
Bridesmaid
Ran the London marathon like an absolute rockstar. Started my addiction to nestlé tollhouse cookie dough. Once ran into a deer after leaving my house and didn't tell me for 3 months.