Bride
Just showing up for the alcohol and excellent playlist.
Groom
Absolute degenerate.
Maid of Honor
The only Loless with rhythm.
Best Man
Can you believe someone gave this guy a kid?
Matron of Honor
The couple’s favorite hippie.
Groomsman
Enchilada.
Bridesmaid
She's seen some things.
Groomsman
Fragile collarbones.
Bridesmaid
Minnesooooooota.
Groomsman
Makes life plans while drunk and does not follow through.
Bridesmaid
Co-Counsel for life.
Groomsman
Don’t criticize Memphis BBQ unless you wanna fight.
Bridesmaid
Remember that time you vomited in my car?
Groomsman
Brownstripe Co-Founder.
Bridesmaid
If Bob Dylan were her age, this would be their wedding instead of ours.
Groomsman
The Original Matt.
Officiant
Brah.