Maid of Honor
She's pretty cool and we are related.
Bridesmaid
Somehow I convinced her to live with me for 6 years.
Bridesmaid
We became friends when we were 14 and her mom asked me how many times they should wash her gym uniform.
Bridesmaid
She is allowing me into the family, but she probably thinks I am crazy for wanting to marry her brother.
Bridesmaid
We are also related and she gives me a free place to stay in Charleston, SC.
Bridesmaid
I taught her how to do makeup and now she is better at it than me.
Bridesmaid
She abandoned me in a bathroom at a tailgate once.
Bridesmaid
She rescued me from said tailgate bathroom. That’s how we met.
Best Man
He brainwashed Dominic into his Dolphin’s obsession.
Groomsman
Dominic was taller than him in 5th grade.
Groomsman
Dominic convinced him to be his friend when they were 4 and Sean has never been able to get out of it.
Groomsman
His son, Bennett, experienced his first swim ever in our blow up pool.
Groomsman
Dominic let him marry his sister. Great with toasters.
Groomsman
He had a cool tree house when they were kids that they used to have sleepovers in....correction: sleepbrovers.
Groomsman
They're stuck together since Lia and Cole are siblings.
Groomsman
An OG attendee of the sleepbrovers.
Groomsman
They lived together for 4 years and he still owes at least $1 in friendship dues. Don’t talk about Davidson College.