Best Man
Asks a bunch of questions that mean absolutely nothing. Never there when you want him. Always there when you need him.
Maid of Honor
Queen Bee Knows the bride better than she knows herself. Will get the job done at any cost necessary. Cross her, and the sting is deadly
Groomsman
Psychopath at heart. Always calls it right down the middle.
Bridesmaid
Sister in Law Our get out of jail free card. She’s sick of us using her background to participate in scandalous things, but still hangs around because she loves a good time.
Groomsman
The Big Little Brother. Loves working on cars. Has a fast car; stalls other fast cars. Not certain if you’re serious, laughs anyways.
Bridesmaid
Princess Representing for all the millennials. Can beat any grown man in beer pong. Any drinking game for that matter.
Groomsman
Matches from head to toe. If it’s over $40 bucks, you’re bugging.
Bridesmaid
Oldest Sister In charge of keeping the peace amongst all the sisters or she will get dad involved
Groomsman
The Jew.
Bridesmaid
Cousin Reminds us to keep it classy yet stay fierce at all times. In Jesus name, Amen.
Groomsman
Sucks with words. Laughs at your good jokes. He's driving.
Bridesmaid
Mena Zen Barbie. There to always listen and to tell you to keep a clear head before making impulsive choices.
Groomsman
Learned how to wipe his own ass. Next day he became a dad. Has a Painting Business so he thinks he's sick now.
Bridesmaid
Ari the Don The Regina George of the group, minus all the bad stuff
Groomsman
Airport. Bar. Hospital. Bar
Bridesmaid
She won’t hesitate to help hide the body, and serve the Detectives Pinterest desserts when questioned.