Groom
6’4, tall and handsome. I look like a snack and the bride has a sweet tooth. Hates long walks on the beach.. would rather sip cold twisted teas & occasionally walk in the water to pee. Professional cougar hunter.
Bride
takes 3-5 business days to answer a text, lightweight, milf, goes hard to Mr. Brightside, has said lmao too many times, YEE YEE
Bridesmaid
right hand gal, trouble maker, worst shot maker in the 574, thinks she looks like Mila Kunis, my favorite Berg
Bridesmaid
Blondes have more fun, runs off of coffee & redbull and thinks saying “well I’m just a girl” makes it ok, tequila makes her clothes fall off
Bridesmaid
sister in law to be, guaranteed to never make it to a family event on time, most likely to be late to the wedding
Bridesmaid
aesthetic af, thrifting queen, gonna be tiktok famous @tthedogmom
Bridesmaid
Conversation starters include: her cats, the inability to properly digest gluten, and bananas
Bridesmaid
best man’s gal, BCF (best Christian friend), will probably be holding a bottle of Jack Daniel’s instead of a bouquet
Bridesmaid
honestly don't cross her with an attitude, do-er of hair and makeup, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Bridesmaid
wild when drinking, large and in charge, keg? she's in!
Best Man
probably wont smile, but will make you laugh. ask him about his dad
Groomsman
10/10 pong player and #1 hype man
Groomsman
brothers from a different sack, but we’ve always got each others back
Groomsman
once the liquor starts flowing he gets his sparkle back
Groomsman
probably on a watch list, long hair and he don't care
Groomsman
brides “little” brother, a buffet table hates to see him coming, brides parents favorite daughter
Ring Bearer
star of the show, probably milk drunk, mommy's boy
Flower Girl
Flower Girl