Best Woman
Sister, best friend, and partner in crime of the bride since 1993. We don't look alike but our own mother can't tell us apart on the phone, and sometimes Siri can't either.
Best Man
Friend of the groom since 8th grade. We met in class when he told me he liked my shoes. We only lived in the same state for one year but built an inseparable bond.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride since pre-kindergarten swimming lessons. We were a force to be reckoned with as kids which has continued into adulthood.
Groomsman
Friend of the groom since 3rd grade. We combined to score every point besides 2 during a basketball game in 7th grade, a memory that still haunts Ollie to this day.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride since 2nd grade. We’ve always had the same humor and same level of over the top organization no one else will ever understand.
Groomsman
Friend of the groom since college when we met on the golf team and were roommates for 3 years. We signed up to judge a middle school science contest but were too hungover to go. We were somehow invited back the next year and declined.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride since college and former roommate. The house-warming party in our first apartment post-college was shut down by cops around 10:00pm.
Groomsman
Friend of the groom since college when we met on the golf team. We lived across the hall for 2 years in college and had to make an apartment rule when I backed out on a monopoly trade and Kyle got super mad, rightfully so.
Usher
Friend of the bride and groom and part-time boat chauffeur. We’re usually playing games and/or surrounded by dogs at all times.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom and photoshop extraordinaire on an as needed basis. We’re usually seen together playing volleyball or kickball and eating at Raising Cane’s in West St. Paul.
Usher
Brother (from another mother) of the bride since birth thanks to our moms and plays on a broomball team (the Zebra Mussels) with the groom.
Groomsman
Brother-in law of the groom, former landlord, and expert home construction consultant. We’re also often seen together playing volleyball or kickball.