After a year living out of his car with frands, Alex moved back to his parents’, sans income or plans. This didn't deter him from exploring the dating app scene, Which led to a fateful night in April 2017. Alex matched with a young woman named Leah He hoped one day he'd be able to see-ha. Messages exchanged, phone numbers too... But then there was silence, not even a BOO. 8 months later, to his delight, This young lady chose to swipe right. He looked at her profile, said "hey, what a girl!” Their hair was the same, curl for luscious curl. On their first date, at the bar Night of Joy They debated the nature of suffering, it wasn't much... joy. As the arguing simmered, Leah proposed a new place to go, They ventured to Bushwick for a cheeky burlesque show. There they found a core piece of their relationship: Dancing while others stayed seated, no fears of not looking hip. But even still, the relationship didn’t pick up pace Until one rainy date When Alex helped a motorist who'd crashed on his face. As he lifted the man, a thought passed Leah by, “Alright, maybe I’m into this guy.” Alex fell in love with her smile & laugh, & the way she brought joy to every moment that passed. Her love of people, always having a ball, He accepted every part of her, hairy legs & all. Leah swooned, her heart jumped with glee At Alex’s boundless affection, thoughtful words, & invites to wig parties. She too accepted every part of him, Even the toothpaste perpetually on his chin. One month did pass, then two, three, & four. "I love you"s were said, adventures galore. From Sakura Matsuri to a pandemic together, They grew ever closer, every day brought new treasure. They found between them a golden glob of magic & love, And thought, by golly, it must be from heaven above! Fast forward in time, they deepened their bond, Alex proposed on a bridge over a pond. They’ve chosen to nourish their sacred golden glob, Now it’s time to share with you, should you accept the job!