FAQs

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When should I RSVP by?

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Um preferably by 2028 at the latest 🙄🙄

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Are you registered? Where?

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what’s a regristered

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What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

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um preferably by 2029 at the latest 😬

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Is there a dress code?

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Don’t wear black because I’m gonna be wearing black because I despise my fiancée even tho we have 7 years to break up 🤭

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Can I bring a date?

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yes please maybe they’ll be hotter than my hubby

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Are kids welcome?

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ew

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Do you have any hotel recommendations?

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um well the ceremony is in a hotel soooo…. Buy a tent maybe?

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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I have a food allergy too so idk byof (bring your own food). You could also just byoe (bring your own epipen 😬)

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

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no lol it’s at the hotel literally get the valet to do it for you

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Is there transportation to and from the hotels to the ceremony?

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I SHWV TOT SAY IGS LTOERALLY AT A HOTEL WHAT are you EVEN THINKING PLEASEDEE

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Are there any other events that I should know about around the wedding?

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yeah… my divorce party 😎😎

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Do you like your fiancée?

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no comment 😋