Officiant
Bree and I met on 4 Roy Carver at the University of Iowa. It wasn't love at first sight, more so love at first Code Green (violent patient situation). We moved in together 6 months later. Bree and I, for lack of better phrasing, figured out how to adult together. From smuggling kittens into our apartment, to catapulting down the stairs of Union, building everything Ikea had to offer, and shamelessly sobbing during Sam Smith concerts, we've truly had an eventful friendship. Bree has gotten to know us as a couple and we are honored that someone we cherish so much, is officiating our ceremony.
Officiant
Cinnsational, Cinnematic, Cinnamon Moore (I'm hoping you read that in a sports anchor voice as I intended). The true life of the party and one of the most fiercely loyal friends I've ever known. She once put a leash backpack on me because she didn't trust my judgement during Flunk Day (fair). She's also responsible for dragging me to the party the night I met Brody so she gets a seat at the table.
Matron of Honor
Liz and I met my freshman year of highschool during the week everyone at SF knew as hell week. Volleyball camp combined with show choir camp meant twice the workouts and twice the hazing from the seniors, but not from Liz. She took me under her wing immediately and I still haven't left.
Maid of Honor
Wrenna is proof that sometimes your friends can be your soulmates too. Wonderfully weird, and always up for an adventure, Wrenna has been my travel buddy from the mountains of Norwary to the deserts of Morocco. A once in a lifetime friend, and the coolest person I know that intentionally drives a VW.
Bridesmaid
Chels and I were college roomies and on the cheer team together. She's the Lavern to my Shirley and one of the most perpetually unbothered people on the planet, and simultaneously perhaps the only person on planet earth who has successfully uttered the words, "calm down" to me. For that, I love her.
Bridesmaid
My friendship with Haley is what happens when a boyfriend (not Brody) talks to two women at once. We ditched him and became friends. Haley is one of the sweetest humans I've ever known and has proven time and time again that if I'm having a bad day, a last minute flight to Tampa and a little stingray shuffle can cure anything.
Bridesmaid
Scar and I met while I was a travel nurse in Texas. She's the reason I'm irrevocably banned from Katy Trail Ice House. My fellow Wednesday Adams, and my go to for the latest work travesty, we couldn't be more similar.
Bridesmaid
Jordan and I met when were wee ones in youth soccer together. She's a sustainable fashion queen living her best life in NYC and I admire everything about her and her threads.
Bridesmaid
I was convinced she was in the mafia for the first three years of college. Lisa has always been such a rock and sounding board for me as I navigate tough decisions. I've always looked up to her, and her flawless brows.
Bridesmaid
How would I ever find out that wire cutters wont work to remove an eyebrow ring, in the middle of a jungle, whilst we are delirious from heat and malaria, had I not befriended Sandy. The true matriarch, the lady of the house, and the keeper of the hilarity.
Bridesmaid
The biggest liability of the group, but arguably the best time. Paging Dr.Breidinger.
Honor Attendant
Bridesman is such a weird title but here we are. Ethan is the Stevie Budd to my David Rose (those are the appropriate personas) and I adore him and his puppers Finn.
Honor Attendant
I’m convinced her only flaw is that she cheers for state.
Best Man
He’s not really Australian, though the accent is convincing.
Groomsman
We’re willing to bet you don’t know a sweeter dude than Ty.
Groomsman
Don’t panic, it’s not the second coming of Christ, it’s just Matt.
Groomsman
His hair products are questionable but his friendship isn’t.
Groomsman
He's the kid doing ollies in the parking lot.
Groomsman
We still aren’t sure what his legal name is, but he’s a hell of a good friend. Jace Jezz Jason Jinglehiermerschmitt Roberts.
Groomsman
The best dressed of the crew. Hands down.
Groomsman
Usher
Usher
PC is the biggest wild card, second to the bride.
Bride
I’ll be the one in white, maybe.
Groom
He’ll be the one sobbing at the alter, for sure.
Wedding Planner
She should be expecting her sainthood in the mail promptly. This day wouldn’t have happened without her. Between being a full time doctorate student (Lauren), switching career paths (Brody), working full time through a pandemic, moving, and trying to plan a wedding, she’s no doubt- kept us from balding.