Matron of Honor
Cousin of the Bride - partners in crime for so long we can’t remember which one is the bad influence
Matron of Honor
Cousin of the Bride - world class drug dealer, I mean pharmacist
Maid of Honor
Cousin of the Bride - not a crazy cat mom, but mom of a crazy cat
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom - you can’t scare her, she’s a boy mom
Bridesmaid
Bestie of the Bride - but more like a little sister from another mister
Bridesmaid
Sorority Sister - can go southern belle to straight gangster rapper faster than you can say “bless her heart”
Bridesmaid
Sorority Sister + College Roommate - you can expect her to be the first to the dance floor and the last to leave
Best Man
College Roommate - Mastermind of bad ideas
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride - helps groom navigate bridal waters
Groomsman
Fellow Gas Passer - Friends since day 1 of anesthesia school
Groomsman
NP Friend - we just want to go fish
Groomsman
College Roommate - if I was in trouble he was probably why
Groomsman
College Friend - we have a tee time tomorrow
Groomsman
UK Nursing Friend - Turn Up Connoisseur
Usher
Cousin of the Bride - if his truck moos please disregard
Usher
Cousin of the Bride - dog people are his kind of people
Usher
Brother-in-law to the groom - can get you a great deal on a new car after the ceremony