Matron of Honor
Sister by birth, friend by obligation. Just kidding, she is my rock.
Bridesmaid
The Yin to my Yang. The calm to my chaos. The seltzer to my IPA.
Bridesmaid
Bonded by blood, cats, and crystals.
Bridesmaid
Can and will eat all the Hot Pockets in your house and I am here for it.
Best Man
10/10 will make anyone laugh.
Groomsman
Won't do your taxes but will be in your wedding.
Groomsman
Paid security
Groomsman
Bringing the dad vibes to the wedding party.
Groomsman
We told him this was an anime convention.