Best Man
You gonna finish that..
Maid of Honor
I have a pack of Truly's in my trunk.
Groomsman
My real name is Paul.
Bridesmaid
I don't care what you say, I am breaking for that squirrel.
Groomsman
I love you man!
Bridesmaid
2fabulous2care
Groomsman
No really, I am allergic to pineapple.
Bridesmaid
I'm bored.
Groomsman
Nope.
Bridesmaid
The eldest sibling is always the smartest.
Officiant