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It was a long time ago. In a pizza place not far from here. There was a cute little server, and a chef who started working that very day. Her food was ready, so he called out her name. But the chef said her name wrong, and all hell broke loose. She proceeded to cuss him up and down and let him know that if he knew what was good for him he’d learn how to say it right. The chef didnt know what had hit him. The words “I love you” just came out before he knew shit from shineola. She was baffled, with no words. The two had beers after work, and neither of them looked back. 5 long years later, after many battles won and lost on both sides, the server and the chef decide to walk down the aisle not only as best friends, but as soulmates. With all their family and most trusted friends at their side, they seal the bond to rule over the galaxy as one.