Nicole & John
Wedding Party
Michelle Aueron
Maid of Honor
My sister from another everything. This Italian-Jew knows how to have a good time. Hoping you can all understand her speech through her tears, because she has the biggest heart of anyone I know. Mostly hoping she does a split on a table by the end of the night.
Justine Verdi
Bridesmaid
This photo is the sassiest Justine has been and will ever be in her life. She's actually the kindest person and gives the best arm scratches. Never feed her cheese.
Heather Martin
Bridesmaid
Heather once drank 2.5 FOUR LOKO's. She's 4' 10". FOUR LOKO is now illegal. But Heather is a real tough cookie and she was just fine! Kind of hoping her dog, Mack, makes a cameo at the wedding.
Kira Greenfield
Bridesmaid
From GW, to studying (drinking) abroad in Australia, to backpacking in Thailand, to stuffing our post-college bodies into tiny cubicles and surviving on a nearly illegal salary at Discovery, we have really been through it all together. Kira is also a new dog mom to this adorable fluff-ball Brooklyn. Kira, it is important that you bring Brooklyn to the wedding.
Madeline Titcomb
Bridesmaid
What you don't know about Maddy, is how she broke her wrist while not skiing on a ski holiday. What you really don't know is that none of us know the answer to this question. What I do know, is that Maddy was my best and favorite formal date; she even bought me pizza at 3 am.
Carly Roduit
Bridesmaid
What you need to know about Carly is that she used to have a mush cut and wire-framed glasses -- And now she is the most beautiful gal I know. But most importantly she's the kind of friend who comes to your (first) wedding and parties late into the night, only a few days before she gave birth to my next favorite thing, baby Remy!
Callie Aldrich
Bridesmaid
Callie is one of my oldest and most special friends. We used to dress up her dog, Libby, in bikinis and ride down her basement stairs on a mattress. No one can make me laugh quite like Callie can and it is no coincidence that me and her mom have the same exact cackle-laugh.
Emily Langham
Bridesmaid
Emily and I started our friendship at Discovery, bonding over desk drawers filled with animal crackers, videos of kittens in bowls, eating tubs of soup with mystery meat for lunch because it was cheap and building deals in Dealbuilder. But thankfully our friendship did not end there, we survived, and now Emily has a cat, Lucille Bluth, who we have yet to put in a bowl.
Quinn Scher
Bridesmaid
It's like Quinn knew she would move to London when we raided the costume box/general venue decorations at my brother's wedding. Quinn and my life always seem to be connected - whether we are going to GW, working at Discovery, living in an east village closet or living in London. I always laugh till my stomach hurts when I am with Quinn and we love a good costume -- we've been everything from garden gnomes, harry potter, goldschlager, to wig-wearing who knows what.
Jenny Avallon
Bridesmaid
Jenny and I were roommates at GW freshman year because we stalked each other (I may have messaged her first) on Facebook and decided after a few short conversations about needing to get out of the 'burbs and leopard print leggings that we should live together. And MAN were we right -- 11 years later and Jenny is still one of my closest friends!
Thomas 'The Baron' Short
Flower Girl
Normal Habitat: Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty (AKA Chiswick) Special Skill: Waaaah Drinking Ability: 3/10 (Marbs) Ego: Substantial 8/10 Aim: Below Average
Richard 'Look at me' Morley
Wedding Planner
Normal Habitat: Che Bu (AKA Shepherd's Bush) Special Skill: Wine? Drinking Ability: 8/10 (Wine?) Ego: Maximum 10/10 Aim: Not Bad (Begrudgingly)
Mark 'Precious' Watkins
Groomswoman
Normal Habitat: Fancy Restaurants Special Skill: The mealtime instagram Drinking Ability: 2/10 Ego: High 7/10 Aim: The Floor
Dave 'The Nomad' Ho
Mother of the Groom
Normal Habitat: Impossible to say Special Skill: Maintaining Employment Drinking Ability: 5/10 (He is small) Ego: Normal 5/10 Aim: Presumed poor (Claimed Excellent)
Alex 'Mountain Dew' Langton
Candle Lighter
Normal Habitat: Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty (AKA Chiswick) / Mountains Special Skill: Dip Eating. Drinking Ability: 5/10 Ego: Normal Range 6/10 Aim: Value.
'Cuz' Matthew Walker
Best Woman
Normal Habitat: Scouseland Special Skill: Groomsman/Best Man One Weekend Combo Drinking Ability: Northern Ego: Minimal Aim: Barcelona - Birmingham
'International' Alex Brooman
Matron of Honor
Normal Habitat: Finsbury Park Mosque Special Skill: Vegetarianism Drinking Ability: 6/10 Ego: Negative Aim: Nirvana
Liam 'Eternal Smile' Scott
Best Man
Normal Habitat: The M4 Special Skill: Peacemaker Drinking Ability: 9/10 (Marbs) Ego: Average 5/10 Aim: Sassy
Lawrence 'Grill Head' Cronk
Best Man
Normal Habitat: The Road Special Skill: Not responding to messages. Drinking Ability: 10/10 2004-2012, 1/10 2013-Present. Ego: Fitness 9/10. Life 1/10 Aim: 0% Body Fat