Wedding Party

Kyra Goff

Bride

If it’s made for children she’s probably into it.

Tommy Remkus

Groom

Producer. Gamer. Baseball player. Your average white man.

Marianne Goff

Mother of the Bride

Supreme leader and GOAT

Tim Goff

Father of the Bride

Mr. Doorknob

Sarah Abbamonto

Maid of Honor

Kyra’s bestie! A feral queen

Maddie Goff

Bridesmaid

Kyra’s little sister Professional beer drinker

Stew

Bridesman

The bassist

Lindy Lovejoy

Bridesmaid

Taught Kyra everything she knows a.k.a. Steve

Shanell King

Bridesmaid

Excellent taste in books and even better taste in baby clothes

Jessica Montoya

Bridesmaid

The realest and kindest soul you'll ever meet

Shane Richards

Bridesman