Maid of Honor
Typical annoying little sister, but also my bestie.
Best Man
The best janitor in the Southwest.
Bridesmaid
She introduced us, so obviously she’s going to be my bridesmaid!
Best Man
Can throw a wrench across a garage like nobody else.
Bridesmaid
Has 10/10 dance moves.
Groomsman
Best person to serenade you to a Mexican lullaby while riding off in the sunset in a rally Miata.
Bridesman
He’s an honorary one of the girls and my favorite cousin.
Groomsman
He’s a cop. Pretty much a black Paul Walker.
Ring Bearer
We don’t have any human kids so we are improvising.