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Kyle Alan Kimmel

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Kimberly Lynn Beyer

March 21, 2026

Columbus, OH

How We Met

Thanks, Facebook Dating

We met online, which is incredible enough. Kim was generally very angry at men and Kyle was immediately smitten by her, which made their first few dates very entertaining for everyone except Kim and Kyle. Only a short time after they began dating, Kim informed Kyle that he was too serious, never made her laugh, was not her type, and that they should stop seeing each other. Kim expected a temper tantrum, but Kyle surprised her by calmly asking insightful and clarifying questions. Feeling confused by his maturity and intelligence, and beginning to regret her decision to break up with him, wondering if she was an actual idiot, Kim was further flabbergasted when Kyle offered to bring her a spicy chicken sandwich right then and there, and their fate was sealed. Many months and one blended family later, Kyle still regularly reminds Kim when she laughs at his jokes that he is not funny.

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