Maid of Honor
My personal accountant and previous domestic partner. (we adjusted this before her wedding). We've ended up in some strange places and/or situations in the world and she somehow still trusts me.
Best Man
The brother from another mother. We have caused a lot of mayhem over the years and with each act of carnage, our bond grew stronger. Will be the guy wearing night vision goggles on the dance floor.
Maid of Honor
Dared me to eat cat food posed as Cheerios in middle school and to this day is still my best friend. The ultimate hype woman and a hell of a good time.
Groomsman
Bonded over smoking weed in the woods in our adolescence and it's been love ever since. Once ate half of a Publix sub and felt full but decided to challenge himself and ate the other half. And then he was really full. Enjoys basking in 99° heat.
Bridesmaid
Emmitt's mom and the oldest friend in the books. There is nothing this woman wouldn't do for me and I am eternally grateful for our mutual love of wine.
Groomsman
Even with a 10 year difference, we have a lot in common from diving to blowing things up.
Parents of the Bride
The creators of Kyle. Dad was the #1 coach that defined the adult I am today because he taught me to 'rub some dirt on it', and Mom has always been the biggest support - especially when I need help booking dentist appointments. To this day, Brian claims Kyle is his favorite daughter, which is a role I (Kyle, the only daughter) take very seriously. Brian is the official captain of the watercrafts and you might catch Renee raking the beach in-between the ceremony and reception. We are so grateful they have agreed to host this shindig at their home and have yet to change their minds.
Parents of the Groom
Should probably win a Nobel prize for putting up with Ian's shenanigans over the years. They are saints and we love them for it.
Officiant
Ian's sister and the only one of the Miller kids with a college degree. Which is why she is trusted with officiating this wedding.