Maid of Honor
Oldest sister of the bride. She wants to be a mermaid when she grows up and won't take no for an answer. She's also the mother of the Junior Groomsmen.
Bridesmaid
Older sister of the bride. She's the hostess with the mostest and enjoys throwing parties and telling you about yourself. She's a wine connoisseur and a nurse in a psych ward of a maximum security prison. Essentially, she has the best stories.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride and designated adventure buddy. Shenanigans usually start with the phrase, "we might die"
Best Man
Brother of the groom. Literally a rocket scientist. Could probably make pigs fly.
Groomsman
Childhood best friend of the groom. Enjoys bowling and fireball. Also a sports guru.
Groomsman
Best friend of the bride and groom. They keep him close because he knows too much. Dave will be watching over us from heaven on this special day. We love you David.
Junior Groomsman
Our nephew on Cindy's side
Junior Groomsman
Our nephew on Cindy's side
Flower Dude
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Bride
Officiant