Best Man
thinks he’s actually good at playing the drums
Bridesmaid
“yeah I’ll have the baby carrots. Low cal Ranch on the side please” -Sierra to every waitress ever.
Groomsman
wakes up on the couch every morning next to an empty jar of peanut butter and a package of Oreos
Bridesmaid
occasionally lactose intolerant
Groomsman
cries when someone kills a spider
Bridesmaid
probably likes her dog more than you
Groomsman
used to beat up his sister to boost his ego
Bridesmaid
too sweet to roast sorry
Groomsman
rolls cars for fun
Bridesmaid
yeah that’s really her last name. stop asking.
Groom
has like 3 chest hairs
Bride
couldn’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke