Matron of Honor
Elle is Jessie's older sister and the loveliest Matron of Honor of all time. She is an incredible mother to Dean, Jessie's nephew, and one of the best dancers you will see all night. When Elle was just 2 years old, she was entered into a beauty contest and won. While she was turning down the opportunity to be the next Gerber Baby (as we all know, that is a difficult life), Jessie was throwing a tantrum in the audience (not entered into the contest).
Bridesmaid
Brittany is Jessie's step-sister and an overall great time. She is a wonderful mother to Jessie's nephew, Theo, and is an RN. She holds the record out of the Consolvo/McIntyre family for longest bull-ride and will probably take all of your money during poker.
Bridesmaid
Isabel and Jessie became best friends in the second grade and never looked back. Isabel is a doctor, an athlete, and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Isabel once got three consecutive baskets while doing a front flip off of Jessie's mom's diving board whilst shooting a basketball. *She played field hockey*
Bridesmaid
Sarah and Jessie were co-captains on their high school cheer team. Sarah is generous, hilarious, and a loyal friend. She can rally the quietest group to an evening of karaoke and will out-sing everyone. Sarah loves a good party and a good card game *caution, she does not like to lose*
Bridesmaid
Connie and Jessie were college roommates and moms to a troubled young pup named Tonks who currently is living her best life with Jessie's dad and stepmom. When the brilliant and modest doctor is not at the hospital, she is off running marathons.
Bridesmaid
Stephanie and Jessie were veterinary school roommates. When it was time to leave the island and go to a new school for clinical rotations, Stephanie begged Jessie to couples match and Jessie obliged. Inseparable through vet school, COVID, and beyond. Stephanie is an amazing doctor in Chicago where she lives with her pets including a bird named "Jessica".
Bridesmaid
Andi and Jessie met through a mutual friend, Isabel, in middle school. Andi is a professional soccer player and new mama to the sweetest baby girl. Andi is the greatest friend anyone could ask for and the easiest person to talk to. Andi is low-key an excellent dancer and pizza enthusiast.
Bridesmaid
Franny is one of Jessie's middle school besties that stuck around for the long run. Franny can make you cry from laughter and can give you the most sincere and uplifting pep talk. Franny is a doctor in Philly where she lives with the sweetest pup and her doctor fiancé. Franny was once on crutches during a school trip and had to be carried by our elderly marketing teachers.
Bridesmaid
Leah and Jessie were high school cheerleading teammates. In addition to having the coolest marketing job where she gets to meet celebrities and have an inside scoop on when national taco day will be, she is also incredibly witty and lights up a room. Over under on Leah having a voice by midnight?
Best Man
Nick is, in Kurt's eyes, his true big brother in their fraternity. He was one of the many inspirations for joining Greek life, getting into weight lifting, and all around being a better person. Nick may have won many of the little competitions and bets he'd come up with to keep things interesting but, just know, Kurt never broke any windows while playing Greek Golf.
Groomsman
Markus and Kurt were roommates for a large amount of their time at USF. Whether or not this was a good thing, the jury is still out, but it lead to a lot of fun times. Killing time until Friday's happy hour at MacDinton's and the full day of recovery afterwards were some of the best times. Markus and Kurt, more so Markus, are much more productive with their time now.
Groomsman
Cody is another one of Kurt's unforgettable companions during the many unrememberable nights out and forgettable nights in with nothing to do. Cody is one of Kurt's funniest friends and always has him laughing no matter the occasion. Some of the best laughs were while riding around in Cody's car preparing for the night ahead or telling stories from the night before, while the faint sound of the random Yeezus CD that lived in the center console played in the background.
Groomsman
Brandon is the friend Kurt has known the longest out of his groomsman and one of the first friends he made when he moved to Florida. The two spent many hours playing all of the best video games throughout school and training with arguably the greatest JV coach of all time, coach Pobee. Not only is Brandon referred to as one of his smartest friends, but he's one of his most dependable friends too. Whether it comes to building roller coasters, video game knowledge, or blocking penalty kicks - he's the guy for the job.
Groomsman
Fun fact, Kurt has seen Justin in person maybe 5 times total. Kurt met Justin through Brandon and some other friends back when they were wee youngsters in either middle school or early high school. One thing Kurt has learned over the years, is that Justin is a man of many talents. Some of these many talents include video editing, digital arts, disc golf, and his innate ability to somehow perfectly recall any, and every, obscure meme or movie quote at the perfect time in our group chats that never fail to us all laugh and wonder how this is possible.
Groomsman
Lucas is a former coworker and one of Kurt's few close friends in the Virginia area. He is man of good, but expensive taste as Kurt recently discovered after joining him for a couple Michelin star tastings. Lucas' work ethic and drive is one to be admired. If he's not on the dance floor at the reception he's either answering a call for work, tending to one of his many hobbies, or in bed since it's past 9pm.
Groomsman
Cameron is Jessie's younger brother and resident golf expert. Kurt was honored when Cameron invited him to the family fantasy football league even though he doesn't know much about football. Kurt realized as he was typing this, the invitation might have been meant to give Cameron two free wins in the season. When he's not on the golf course you can catch him on stage at a karaoke bar. If we are lucky he might just bless us tonight with a performance.