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Wedding Party
Logan Fahey
Reverend
Logan is one of Derek and Krystle's closest friends. They could not think of a more perfect person to officiate their wedding for them! Logan will make you laugh until you can't breathe, teach you how to be the healthiest version of yourself and make any and all feel welcomed and loved. There will be no lack of hilarious imitations of friends and celebrities when Logan is around so be sure to say hello and give a high five to 'ole Esposito.'
Jonathan Jordan
Man of Honor
Jonathan is Krystle's Best Friend! So naturally he would be her Man of Honor. Both Jonathan and Krystle have a common love for laughing, creating, Disney, stupid jokes, and positivity. Jonathan has been Krystle's anchor (she got that tattoo with him on his birthday), supporter, and life coach through the years. Jonathan is nothing but light, laughter and happiness and you will no doubt feel that when you meet him at the wedding!
Nick Kowalczyk
Best Man
Nick (here-to, furthermore referred to as KWal... his proper, given name) KWal and Derek are the best of friends! If you've seen Fox & the Hound, you know what I'm talking about. One day, I know I'm going to have to hunt that bastard down... but I still love him. KWal is for me, that person who you don't have to explain ANYTHING to. If I make a joke, he gets it. If I'm pissed off, he gets it. If I fuck up, he gets it. We share the same stupidbrilliant brain. There were late night Fifa battles that Derek would always win. Camping trips when Kwal didn't bring any food. All the amazing and hilarious times we had shooting our webseires, Group. The time you got arrested at a Taco Bell drive through. Music Festivals, countless audition tapings. And the two times we had to say goodbye. Luv U K!
Jill Krantz
Bridesmaid
Jilly is Derek's faaaavorite sister in the whole world!! In fact, she's his only sister! Jilly is a beautiful light that shines so bright! She is one of the sweetest, most caring and compassionate people you will ever know. Her strength, resilience and grace are a constant inspiration to both Derek and Krystle. Jill loves elephants, yoga, Michigan (Go Blue!), baking, and taking her fur baby Fawkes on many adventures. She also has an incredible knack for photography! This JILL of all trades is such a gem of a human, and Krystle is beyond thrilled for her to finally be her sister too!!!
Alex Mintonye
Groomsman
Alex is Krystle's baby brother, the youngest of the three, and the only brother in the family... so needless to say, he's a champion! Alex, also known as 'Stink' by Krystle, is the warmest and kindest of us all and can play a mean guitar. Among his many talents, Alex can sing, film and edit incredible short films and make you laugh with his ridiculousness. Krystle loves Alex with all her heart. ...but not as much as DAVE loves TOM, and if you are lucky enough to be around Alex and Derek at the same time, the Dave and Tom Show will undoubtedly come out for your local radio-station listening pleasure.
Miranda Mintonye
Bridesmaid
Miranda (Mirber) is Krystle's little sister. Miranda loves singing, frogs, and all things creepy crawly (which she definitely tries to gross out Krystle with on the regular haha). Mir is wicked smart and plans to be either a marine biologist or an entomologist, which is perfect for her because did we mention that she is also a Mermaid?? Miranda loves gardening and tending to plant babies, and has been a nature girl ever since she was a tiny. Krystle loves Mirber with all her heart and is beyond blessed to have her as her sissy.
Amy Griffith
Bridesmaid
Amy has been one of Krystle's closest friend since she moved next door to the Griffiths when she was 7 years old! 26 years later and Amy is more like a sister than a friend. Amy is no doubt one of Krystle's oldest and dearest friends and shares many an embarrassing memory of plays they put on for their parents, playing "Alligator" in the front yard and countless sleepovers when they were young. Amy is one of the sweetest and kindest people you could ever meet and incredibly crafty to boot! You'll no doubt hear Amy and Krystle's identical laugh at the wedding.
Ali Berges
Bridesmaid
Ali is Krystle's Disney Princess and best friend. If Krystle had a twin, it would be this gal. They both love all things Disney, all things spooky, and all things nerdy. Ali and Krystle can talk for hours and hours about everything this world has to offer, and will STILL have more to discuss! Haha Krystle cherishes this girl more than words can say and is always looking forward to their next Disneyland day together.
Lauren Jennings
Bridesmaid
LJ is one of Krystle's best friends and has been over 11 years! Along with her wife Sunday (see the dapper gal to the right), LJ has seen Krystle through thick and thin and has been there for her through all of it. When you look up "friend" in the dictionary, a picture of LJ will undoubtably pop up. She is the most caring, hilarious, and kindest heart out there. The amount of times Krystle and LJ have laughed until they couldn't breathe, shared a heartfelt conversation, or cried until there were no tears left - is the same as there are stars in the galaxy. Krystle wouldn't be where she is now without LJ. And even though they are in different cities now, the love they have for each other is still there and always will be.
Sunday Santiago
Bridesmaid
Sunday is Lauren (Jenning's) wife and Krystle's bestie! Sunday and Krystle have been friends for 11 years! Since they first met in New York. They both share an affinity for scary movies, a pristine sense of off beat humor, and a love for fashionable bow ties - which Sunday hand crafts herself as a matter of fact. Sunday has been a huge support and anchor in Krystle's life over the last decade. Her strength in determination and her passion for life are infectious. They have laughed till they cried, cried 'till they cried some more, and shared some of Krystle's favorite memories together. When Krystle thinks of New York, she can't think of the city without writing 'a love letter to Sunday.'
Shyla Springmeyer
Bridesmaid
Shyla is Krystle's ROJA and firecracker of life!! Shyla is always the life of the party and will come find you if you are bringing down the vibe! Shy Shy is one of Krystle's dearest friends. From partying to chill nights making pizzas and squashing bugs, its always an adventure when they are together. You'll be sure to spot Shyla with her fiery red hair and contagious shout outs :)
Lindsay Pulsipher
Bridesmaid
Big Lindz is our dear Reverend Logan's wife and a good friend of both Krystle and Derek. Lindz loves the outdoors and adventures, much like our betrothed, so much so that they have gone on many adventures together including to Maui! (Casual shakka Bruddah!) Lindz is also a very talented actress, painter, and BABE. Derek and Krystle love this rad gal so much and can't wait for the next adventure together!
John Clavier
Groomsman
John and Derek know each other from their North Carolina School of the Arts days. (along with Logan, Kwal and Paul). At that time, Derek and John admired each other from afar, often exchanging pleasantries but yearning for something more. In LA, they continued to do this little dance -- promising to hang out, shoot something, write something together... The universe finally aligned one day when they birthed the short form comedy film that would jumpstart both their careers: The Magician. Heralded as the next Steve Martin and Chevy Chase by both our Mom's, we continued our partnership. There's no one who appreciates my dumb ass jokes quite like Clavs and there's no one that makes me laugh harder. A hang with Clavs is always legendary. Are we star crossed buddies? PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!
Paul Duran
Groomsman
Mr. Paul Duran: Always good for a cold one and known to pass out on a couch cushion next to an empty bed. Whenever friends talk about Paul, they always say things like, "Paul is the guy you can always count on", "He's loyal to a fault", "Man, I can't find anyone to help me move some furniture. Oh, Paul loves that kind of stuff!!!" But truly, that doesn't cut it in my book. Yes he's loyal, yes he's compassionate and YES, okay... he's the town handyman. Now, leave the man be. The full truth of it is this: If I were a police detective, I'd want Paul as my partner. If I was dropped into a gnarly Game of Thrones style battle, I'd want his shield at my back. He is our most trusted soul. He's got the warmth of a father and the swagger of John Wayne.
Cole Apodaca
Groomsman
Heyyyyyyyy Brother! Cole has saved Derek's life a few times. Granted, he's also the reason that Derek has lost a bunch of years off of his life. Comme ci, comme ça. haha. Cole and Derek have won the highly touted "Bartending Duo" of the year, decade and millennium. It's no big deal, just a huge deal. The Frank to Derek's Dean-o, Vegas is still trying to recover from the last time we ran that joint. A big hug. The best drinks. The bestest energy. And a well placed Mom joke. This is what you can expect from Cole.
Jason Looney
Groomsman
Kindred spirits since their first jazz square in honor's choir together, Jason is Derek's oldest and longest friend. We were roomies at North Carolina School of the Arts for high school and then we graduated to the host and hostess with the mostess, becoming the very epicenter of the Hollywood semi-elite when we moved into our house in Silverlake. Sure, we piss each other off and we yell at each other, sometimes even throw bags of frozen vegetables at each other. But, Jason, you'll always be my Charlie Brown. Love, your stupid beagle.
Darin Eppich
Groomsman
Derek met Darin one serendipitous evening as he sat across the bar while Derek was bartending. They got to talking bout Tarantino and the Coen Brothers, ripped some shots together and there was no looking back. They've been to Sundance and Coachella multiple times together, share a passion for all things Michigan Wolverines and a strong disdain for that dirtbag brother of his. And if you are ever in Paris with Darin, be sure to remind him that its called "The Arc de Triumph."
Jeremy Hanika
Groomsman
Jeremy is one of the kindest, warmest, biggest hearts you will ever meet! Always down for a hang, a chat, or to bully all the money out of you in a game of Poker. Jeremy will make you laugh until you cry with his dry humor and wealth of knowledge on literally everything... EVERYTHING!! He's a walking encyclopedia ladies and gentlemen. Five Majors and counting! Because of Jeremy, Krystle and Derek are smarter, but still, if you have any questions please refer to our lawyer ;) Jer is one in a million and Krystle and Derek are so honored and thrilled to have him by their side at the wedding.