Maid of Honor
Hunker down..and maybe grab a drink first, if this girl starts to tell you about the dream she had last night.
Best Man
For everyones sake let’s hope he doesn't stub his toe walking down the aisle.
Maid of Honor
Will be hosting Harry Potter themed manicures at the after party.
Groomsman
Fireball or firefighting...either way Dave knows how to handle the fire.
Bridesmaid
Don't worry everyone there will be a nurse on stand by for a any drinking related injuries, but we cannot guarantee that she won't get one herself.
Groomsman
Don’t be surprised if he looses his voice from all the yelling or becomes a billionaire by the end of the night.
Bridesmaid
You better get out of the way if there's only one Truly left.
Groomsman
No matter what you do, or how hard you try, you will never find out the secret spot or where the honey hole is.
Bridesmaid
Can be found at the bar throwing back tequila shots all night...don’t worry she doesn’t have to drive Eric home.
Groomsman
Please bring your own Busch Premo and Jack Fire because he will drink us out of stock...Guaranteed.
Bridesmaid
I dare any of you to challenge my sister to a pull-up contest.
Groomsman
Please refrain from asking how many deer he shot compared to his wife last hunting season.
Bridesmaid
Likes long walks on the beach with her husband and dog...and getting blacked out on tequila.
Groomsman
Don't worry about the weird way he walks down the aisle, he's just stretching.
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
Parents of the Bride
Father of the Groom