It was a late Friday night—maybe even technically Saturday morning—when our eyes met across a club in Denver. This alone was shocking, considering neither of us expected to be at a club, let alone out that late. Kristin, feeling especially brave, walked over to Mary and told her she was attractive. Mary’s response? “You look normal.” Not exactly the reaction Kristin was hoping for. Assuming Mary wasn’t interested, Kristin nearly walked away—but Mary kept the conversation going, determined not to let her escape. Thankfully, Kristin decided to give Mary another chance and stayed, despite what may go down as the most awkward pickup line of all time. And the rest, as they say, is history.