Yes. As much as we’d love to manifest your presence, we unfortunately still need an actual headcount. Please reply by July 1, 2026 so that we can plan accordingly (and not panic). If your plans change last minute for any reason and you’re no longer able to attend, kindly text the bride and groom so we can adjust accordingly—we truly appreciate it.
Parking exists (valet onsite). But so do cocktails, espresso martinis, and questionable late-night dance decisions. So, take the Uber, order the extra cocktail, stay for the last song.
If your invitation says “and guest,” then yes—your plus one is cordially invited. If not, we promise it’s not personal, seats are limited and the guest list competition is fierce.
We love your children deeply from a safe distance. This event is adults-only so everyone can relax, recharge, and avoid spilled champagne incidents.
No, but there will be silent judgment from the bride...
Yes! The bride is anything but traditional. White is chic.
Promptly at 4:30pm
You’ll enter with the same energy as a surprise guest star in a prestige drama—quietly, carefully, and slightly judged.
If we didn’t explicitly ask you… we love you, but no.
Yes. We are not monsters.
We cannot confirm or deny ongoing festivities beyond the reception. We can confirm some people will not be going home early.
#TwoWongsMakeARight
Millenials in Las Vegas, circa 2011