FAQs
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Can I bring my kids?
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Absolutely not!
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Will you be feeding me food and drinks all weekend?
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Heck no.
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Will you be serving xyz or abc at the reception?
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Probably not. Plan on bringing it if you're a boujee boozer.
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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?
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Yes, there's plenty at the house.
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Do I have to pay to stay at the house?
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Yes, don't be a freeloader!
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Is there transportation to and from the hotels to the ceremony?
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We're working on it.
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Do you have any hotel recommendations?
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Yes, look at the giant tab up top that says "Travel'.
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Can I bring a date?
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That depends. Does he/she want to help us setup for the wedding?
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Is there a dress code?
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Beach casual. No Packers jerseys or muscle shirts. Just like TLC said, I don’t want no scrubs.
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If I don't stay at the house, can I still hang out there?
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You betcha!
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Why is the town called Montezuma? Does this mean I’ll get Montezuma’s revenge?
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Let’s hope not but no guarantees. Montezuma, Ohio was named after Montezuma of Mexico. Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin, referred to retroactively as Moctezuma II, the ninth Emperor of the Aztec Empire reigned from 1502 or 1503 to 1520. Through his marriage with Queen Tlapalizquixochtzin of Ecatepec (city in Mexico) one of his two wives (crazy yet impressive), he was also king consort of that altepet.